You're One in A Melon - Patchy Punny Greeting Cards

It's a greeting AND a present all at the same time! I will be expanding these patches and puns to make some more relatable/desired patches. I hope that whoever gets this card from you will place the patch you gave them somewhere nice and think of you and your kinds words from your card whenever they see it <3.

Water you waiting for? Use your melon.... get the card... 

Patch Approx 3 inch across, 1.75 inches tall

All Cards here are printed at home--future renditions may be professionally printed. They may not be. I don't really know :)